kanrose:

riddle-my-hiddles:

kanrose:

the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”

he was so fucking terrified

are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god

i’m honestly starting to think that he is

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danfowell:

voyagesofabookworm:

fartgallery:

if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing

the amount of notes is actually kind of scary though

we dont even know what the thing will be

or if this guy was serious in the first place

we just want to find out I guess?

almost there… good things are a comin

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

420 the only thing you should be smoking is the love of our lord and savior jesus christ

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420 praise it and by it I mean me

Lucky enough to get a signed copy…

uh my writing looks bad in this…

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wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

always.

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so sad, so much hate right now

prayer circle for all the crazy fandoms and a hug

chickensandwich:

may the lord have lamborghini mercy on your soul

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larrystardison:

doubtlesslarry:

“Why can’t I lose weight?” I ask myself as I eat junk food while exorcising

while exorcising

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